i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

aquus:

when you finish masturbating the second before someone gets home

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

(Source: imagewave)

instead of moaning , inform him that Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.

(Source: wandas-sex-tips)

jhenne-bean:

happylilmisstris:

rainbowreverie21:

down-and-outt:

f0reverashlynn:

admireyourbeauty:

titsmcbirch:

kilinaheokalani:

THE EMBARRASSING PHOTO OF SPONGEBOB AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY!

omg, yes. my life is now complete.

ohmygod. I’ve always wondered about this picture.

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY HAPPINESS.

CHILDHOOD IS COMPLETE.

I’m more traumatized than happy , but okay ..

I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO BE GRATEFUL FOR THIS, OR BE SCARRED FOR LIFE OmG

I can die peacefully now. 

:C

(Source: vintageowlfrombritish)

hakureimiko:

“abortion is murder fetuses have rights t—”

ipoog:

do you think the museum will accept this as a fossil

cheese3d:

AU where jade’s never seen a butterfly because her grandpa blew up every single fucking one he saw

(Source: vanillish)

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

musermatt:

superkim111:

no-the-fandoms-protested:

musermatt:

iamthepizzaslut:

YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE

CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS

WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER

MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS

Ship them

He keeps her cool.

She blows him away.

Their relationship?

Fan-tastic!

GET OUT

(Source: brokenisfreedom)

imtiredoffuckingtocoldplay:

what if during sex, everyone moaned in autotune